p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

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puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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WOMAN

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notxam:

someone played an lcd soundsystem song over a miles davis trumpet solo and i think i feel alive for the first time in my life

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meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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lunabriluna:

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

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valadilenne:

coffee-elemental:

redrawn from memory idk i am 10000000% unoriginal

"Talk is cheap, Johnny. You should take me there."

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!
And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!

And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

(via kingreiner)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via princesshorseface)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

ohcararara:

Dumb Sharks: A collection

Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)

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theorlandojones:

Orlando: I myself am often surprised at life’s little quirks. You see, what I told you before about saying “please” was true. It intrigued Trollando, as did my descriptions of your beauty. Finally, Trollando decided something. He said, “All right, Orlando, I’ve never had a ghost writer. You can try it for tonight. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” Three years he said that. “Good night, Orlando. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fangirl, squee, anything anyone would teach me. And Trollando and I eventually became friends. And then it happened.Orlando’s Wife: What? Go on.Orlando: Well, Trollando had grown so infamous, he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. “I am not the Dread Fangirl Trollando,” he said. “My name is Mos Def. I inherited this blog from the previous Dread Fangirl Trollando, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Fangirl Trollando, either. His name was Jeff Goldblum. The real Trollando has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Fan-tasia.” Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Fangirl Orlando.
Is everything clear to you?

theorlandojones:

OrlandoI myself am often surprised at life’s little quirks. You see, what I told you before about saying “please” was true. It intrigued Trollando, as did my descriptions of your beauty. Finally, Trollando decided something. He said, “All right, Orlando, I’ve never had a ghost writer. You can try it for tonight. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” Three years he said that. “Good night, Orlando. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fangirl, squee, anything anyone would teach me. And Trollando and I eventually became friends. And then it happened.

Orlando’s Wife
What? Go on.

OrlandoWell, Trollando had grown so infamous, he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. “I am not the Dread Fangirl Trollando,” he said. “My name is Mos Def. I inherited this blog from the previous Dread Fangirl Trollando, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Fangirl Trollando, either. His name was Jeff Goldblum. The real Trollando has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Fan-tasia.” Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Fangirl Orlando.

Is everything clear to you?

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

warbyparker:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

Hm.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

warbyparker:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

Hm.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

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dragontameroutoftime:

((Gonna hijack this post because caN WE JUST

APPRECIATE THIS RIGHT HERE

  1. LOOK AT THE DETAIL.  The sunlight shining between Stormfly’s spines; the colors of her scales; the movement of her head, her eye, her nostrils, her spines, even the little one sticking out of the back of her skull/neck, Hiccup’s hair!
  2. Stormfly just… stops.  THINK ABOUT THAT.  You can even see her pupils dilate.  Hiccup just dropped his weapons, his defenses.  If dragons were mindless killing machines, Stormfly would not have stopped.  No defense means easy kill.  But she’s got good eyesight, she noticed that he dropped them on purpose.  She can see (and possibly smell) his fear — he knows that she could kill him, and easily.  But he is refusing to attack or even defend himself in a way that would hurt her.  Toothless isn’t the only intelligent dragon.  They know when someone is taking a chance and putting some trust in them.  The realize when someone looks at them as something other than blood-thirsty killing machines.  Dragons don’t kill because they want to.  Like a surprising number of dangerous, scary-looking animals, they are totally willing to cuddle with people.  Those claws and teeth are for tearing into food, they just make pretty good defense, too, which is what Vikings have forced them to do.  But here’s one tiny Viking saying, I don’t want to hurt you, so I’m trusting you to not hurt me.  Stormfly is confused.  This isn’t what humans do.  But it’s not unwelcome.

Dreamworks is divine.  That is all.))

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One of secrets and hopes and faeries and skyscrapers. One of broken hearts and shifting dreams. One that changes day by day. Come... Sit and listen to my tale.

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